Took me awhile to spell that one. Still doesn't look right. First off, I'm not a big fan of canned fruit. Second, I hate Canadians. Third, this obviously is a woman pizza. Fourth, why I took a hooker to get some Hawaiian Pizza is none of your business.
The sauce had some good spice--not sugary at all--perfect blend of savory and sweet. The crust was thin and had some good crunch and snap to it--not soggy. Thin sliced Canadian bacon--standard issue. The prostitute--Polish. And gassy. My god.